…people who live in New England should never leave New England.
…pages are for flipping through, not for clicking on.
…L.O.L. still means, well, absolute gibberish.
……dancing is a set movement to certain musics, not an orgy.
…black umbrellas are still the best umbrellas (unless the umbrella in question has some absolutely fantastic pictures on it, like Van Gogh’s Irises.)